egberts:

could you imagine somebody actually needing to have a serious talk with you and they start it off with this bitmoji

heckboy:

Our beautiful son.

elauii:

elauii:

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now

sonypraystation:

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

quadrinips:

a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

serotnin:

trying to do anything while dissociating

starrythighz:

a safe bird

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass